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These 5 Things Were Illegal In Ireland Until Yesterday. You’ll Never Believe Number 4!

I hope you haven’t been eating every Wednesday! But if you have then relax, it’s been legal since yesterday. As are these 4 other laws you might have been breaking.   Eating Every Wednesday One of the biggies. You should have been fasting the first Wednesday of each month. What’s worse, this was for the…

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The 2 Reasons Why Europe Became A Bit More Irish Last Year.

Europe got more Irish in 2014. In fact it’s slowly been turning Irish for some time, There’s a long way to go before we take over though… There were 10% more Irish in the world in 2014 than there were in 2013. This growth rate was the highest in Europe, as it has been for…

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Do You Have Any Mud Around The Place? Austerity Is Over For You!

Austerity has been hard. But if we only knew what our mud is worth we could have paid off Anglo and still partied. QVC is selling Irish mud for $59 per 5oz jar. This is a huge bargain as it normally retails at $129 for the same amount. The mud was dug up by Peter…

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Irish ‘True Detective’ Star To Have First Child – At Age 55.

True Detective returned recently starring two Irish natives; Colin Farrell and Tim Murphy. Now Tim from Kerry has announced that he is to be a father for the first time. “I have a steady woman now, which is good, and we’re having a child in a couple of weeks,” he said. Now on our screens…

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These Men SWAM From Dublin To Cork – And They’re Not Finished Yet!

Find a couple of laps challenging? Then consider these two men who just spent a month swimming from Dublin to Cork – and intend going all around the island. David Burns and Maghnus Collins, are seasoned adventurers (or lunatics as they might otherwise be known), having already kayaked the longest distance on the Yangtze River…

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That Cannabis Smell Is Not Our Fault Say Gardai

If you’ve visited a Garda Station recently and thought there was a funny smell, rest assured the Gardai are not smoking cannabis on duty. Garda have laid the blame at inadequate storage facilities. When drugs are seized, they can be stored for a day or two in a secure area of the station before being…

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American Tourists Are Taking Speech Lessons Before Travelling To Ireland!

An American voice coach has revealed that many of his clients are taking lessons before travelling to Ireland – just so they can understand the locals when they get here.! Jim Johnson, associate professor of voice and dialects at the University of Houston, Texas, runs an online service to help people master over 40 different…

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These American Students Are Getting Garda Escorts in 2016

American Football is again coming to Ireland with a game between Georgia Tech and Boston College in 2016. Part of the contract states that the student players will get Garda escorts. The game is being organised by Irish American Events Limited and is considered a home game for Boston. It will take place in the…

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Kenmare’s Pat Mustard Ends Up In Court.

Like Pat Mustard in Father Ted, a Kenmare bar owner claimed he was in court only because he was too gorgeous. But Gardai disagreed and put forward a different mitigating factor as part of their own prosecution. James O’Connor, aged 41, of O’Connor’s Bar was raided by Gardai at 1.50 A.M. on two different nights….

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The Northern Irish Accent Voted Was ( Sort Of ) Voted Sexiest In The World

An international survey voted the British accent the sexiest in the world. But the British themselves voted the Northern Irish accent to be sexiest in the UK. Logically this means the accent of Liam Neeson, Rory McIlroy and Jamie Dorn is the sexiest in the world. The Time Out Global Dating Survey found that the…

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